difference between a wife and a girlfriend

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 ponds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 Minites.

(And what is the difference between a brunette and a blonde?
Maybe 4 to 5 less mistakes in typing the joke up for people to understand.)

This was a re-submitted joke of another which had fail spelling as you can see.

上一个：a doctor for a check up
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