经典分享 一个关系电脑工作软件开发招聘小笑话！
人事总监：“您对电脑懂多少？”应聘者A：“略懂一二，我用过计算器，戴过电子表，喜欢玩电子游戏机，我还用电视机和机顶盒上网跟国外的朋友联系呢！还有，我看过同学用DOS删除文件……”
人事总监：“下一位1人事总监：“您对电脑了解多少？”
应聘者B：“在我头脑里没有‘电脑’这个词，只有微型计算机这样一个概念。一般地说，超级掌上型硅单晶片时钟脉冲输出计算机（就是电子表）比较简单，我小时候常使用它的编解码运行程序（闹钟功能），至于多功能虚拟现实模拟器（电子游戏机）就复杂多了，不过我曾经完整测试过多静态资料单元（只玩过关游戏卡）。长大后我开始对多频道超高频无线多媒体接收器（电视机）产生兴趣，每天晚上会追踪特定频道的资料，至于传统的微型计算机，最近我还用调制解调器通过 ISP服务商跟国外的朋友进行多格式多字节实时传输（上网聊天）。还有，我手下的一个工作伙伴（同学）经常在我的监控下进行主存储器与磁化资料存储器之间的信号转化或信号取消（用DOS开机和删除文件）……”
人事总监：“OK！明天开始上班。你的配车在地下二层，这是钥匙。”
以前在读者上也看过。一个公司招聘人员，问应聘者说你会操作电脑吗？
第一个说他会开机，会玩那些游戏机之类的。结果经理说可以了，你下去吧。
第二个就说他会怎样怎样进入系统（开机），会怎样怎样的，其实说的都是第一个做的那些，只是他用那种专业语言说出来而已。然后经理就招聘了他，还配车。
谁有这么笑话的完整的
HR Director: "How much do you know about computers
Applicant A: "I have some knowledge. I have used a calculator, worn an electronic watch, enjoyed playing video game consoles, and even used my TV and set-top box to connect with friends abroad online! Also, I have seen classmates delete files using DOS
HR Director: "Next 1. HR Director:" How much do you know about computers
Applicant B: "I don't have the word 'computer' in my mind, only the concept of a microcomputer. Generally speaking, a super handheld silicon single-chip clock pulse output computer (i.e. an electronic watch) is relatively simple. When I was a child, I often used its encoding and decoding program (alarm function) to run it. As for the multi-functional virtual reality simulator (electronic game console), it is much more complex, but I have tested many static data units in their entirety (only playing through game cards). As I grew up, I became interested in multi-channel ultra-high frequency wireless multimedia receivers (televisions), and I track specific channel data every night. As for traditional microcomputers, recently I have also used a modem to communicate with foreign friends through ISP service providers in multiple formats and multi bytes. Real time transmission (online chat). Also, one of my colleagues (classmates) often performs signal conversion or cancellation between the main memory and the magnetization data storage under my monitoring (using DOS to boot up and delete files)
HR Director: "OK! I'll start work tomorrow. Your assigned car is on the second basement level, here are the keys