有功夫的人来参加一下家长会
父亲1：老师，现在参加家长会还要会武术才行吗？
我早上送孩子去学校的路上，孩子问我，会不会武术。
我跟他妈都不会武术，怎么办啊？
父亲2：是啊，老师，我的孩子早上也问我有没有功夫。
老师：我昨天是这么对孩子说的：‘回家问问，爸爸妈妈，周末有功夫的人来参加一下家长会。’
父亲1，父亲2：可是，我们全家都不会功夫啊
老师：……
笑呀笑解析：老师说的功夫，意思是谁有时间
Father 1: Teacher, do you still need to know martial arts to attend the parents' meeting?
On my way to school in the morning, the child asked me if I knew martial arts.
Neither I nor his mother can do martial arts. What should we do?
Father 2: Yes, sir. My child asked me if I had any kung fu in the morning.
Teacher: I said to my children yesterday, 'Go home and ask, Mom and Dad. People who have time on weekends will come to the parents' meeting.'
Father 1, Father 2: But our family can't do kung fu
Teacher:……
xiaoyaxiao.com: the teacher said kungfu, which means who has time