内涵 life 冷笑话 life 段子 (2) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 life 冷笑话 life 段子
- People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.People who love sausage and respect the law should
- Any wire cut to length will be too short.Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.Anyone can admit the
- The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.The workbench is always untidier than last time.The w
- There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.There are two ways to slide easily through life
- Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.Never buy from a rich salesman.Never do anything you
- It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.It is later than you think.It is morally
- Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.Life would be so much easier if we could just look
- Old programmers never die, they just abend.On a beautiful day like this, it's hard to believe anybody can be unhappy; bu
- Two monologues do not make a dialogue.Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.Two wrongs
- Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's uglyGoldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich
- Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer
- The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the b