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- These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your cl
- An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he bu
- Public service announcements around the world.USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"Italy: "It's
- Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're
- Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*h
- Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant! What do you get if you cr
- What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant! Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Ant
- Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies
- Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!What do you call an an
- Q: What do parrots eat? A: Polyfilla! Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What bird tastes just like butte
- Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss! Q: What kind of cat should you t
- Q: What kind of money to polo bears use? A: Ice lolly! Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my