Silly collection 10

What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee doodle!
I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed"
Did you have a big role?
No just toast and marmalade!
What key went to college?
Yale!
What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!
Why was the broom late?
It over slept!
What runs but never walks?
Water!
What is green, four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists!

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