Scary collection 10 - 笑呀笑

Scary collection 10

A witch joke
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!
A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!
A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!
A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!
" A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!

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