Scary collection 49
A wizard jokeWhat happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!
A witch joke
Why do witches have stiff joints?
They get broomatism!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth off!
A witch joke
What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A witch stuck in a lift!
A witch joke
Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
Because she had a frog in her throat!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!