俩口子出去逛街，老公紧紧拉住老婆的手

俩口子出去逛街，老公紧紧拉住老婆的手，怕丢了似的，老婆心里这个甜蜜哟！
问老公：“亲爱的，你干嘛那么紧的拉着我的手啊！人家又丢不了！”
老公说 “ 我tm敢撒手吗？你一进商场跟疯了似滴！
我一撒手就找不着人了，等我再找到人滴时候，钱就没了！
总结：做败家的女人，让男人爱不撒手

The couple went shopping, and the husband held onto his wife's hand tightly, as if afraid of losing it. The wife felt so sweet in her heart!
My dear, why are you holding my hand so tightly? They can't lose it
My husband said, 'Do I dare to let go? You seem crazy as soon as you enter the mall!'!
I couldn't find anyone as soon as I let go, and when I find someone again, the money will be gone!
Summary: Being a spendthrift woman makes men love and never give up

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