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A vampire jokeWhat do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!
A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite film character?
Batman!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!
A vampire joke
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck!
A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!
A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks!