内涵 Laws 冷笑话 Laws 段子 (1) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 Laws 冷笑话 Laws 段子
- 1.Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. 2.At the source of every error which is blamed on the c
- Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.Q: Which side of a
- Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the open
- MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be irreplaceable, if y
- Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.
- Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. - Washington writer Rozanne Weissman
- Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer.Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, wil
- Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi BerraBierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given docume
- Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given
- Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to
- Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.Orben's Packaging Discovery: For the first time in his
- Vuilleumier's Laws For Building Electronic Prototypes: First Law - Any pre-cut equipment is too short; this is speciall