吸烟有害健康的幽默笑话 标点符号的重要性

老王头咳嗽厉害，去医院就诊，医生问他：抽烟吗?

老王头回答：几十年的老烟枪了。

医生拿出一个烟盒，指着烟盒上面的文字：吸烟有害健康

老王头看了一看，说：医生，我知道了

几天后医生在路边遇到正在抽烟的老王头：你怎么还在抽烟？

老王头回答：吸烟有害，但是健康嘛

所以说中文上的标点符号很重要，笑呀笑提示：吸烟，有害健康。不是吸烟有害，健康。

附送三个关于吸烟的笑话：

1、朋友说要开车送我回家，上车后习惯性的点了一根烟。

朋友一把把我烟掐掉，来了句：“车上别抽烟，会有烟味。”

我一个耳光把他扇下去了，电瓶车有你什么烟味。

2、我住在二楼，一楼是个大叔开的干洗店，晚上在阳台上抽烟，顺手就把烟头丢了下去。

忽然大叔从店里窜了出来对我说“小伙子，烟头是你扔下的吗？”

我有点不好意思的说“是我扔的，我以后再也不……”

还没等我说完大叔抢过话“来！小伙子，给我来根烟”

3、在女友家和未来的岳父聊天，岳父大人刚点上一支烟，此时未来的岳母从外面回来。

一开门，岳父大人顺势把烟塞到了我嘴里，然后对我说：“小伙子，以后少抽点烟，抽烟对身体不好。”

Lao Wang had a bad cough and went to the hospital. The doctor asked him: Do you smoke?
Old Wang replied: I've been smoking cigarettes for decades.
The doctor took out a cigarette case and pointed to the words on the cigarette case: Smoking is harmful to health
Lao Wang took a look and said: Doctor, I know
A few days later, the doctor met Mr. Wang who was smoking at the roadside: Why are you still smoking?
Old Wang replied: Smoking is harmful, but it's healthy
So the punctuation marks in Chinese are very important. Laugh and laugh: smoking is harmful to health. It is not smoking that is harmful to health.

Three jokes about smoking are attached:
1. My friend said that he would drive me home. After getting on the bus, he habitually lit a cigarette.
My friend put out my cigarette and said, "Don't smoke in the car, it will smell of smoke."
I slapped him down. The battery car smells of your cigarette.

2. I live on the second floor. The first floor is a dry cleaner owned by an uncle. I smoke on the balcony at night and throw away my cigarette butt.
Suddenly, Uncle ran out of the shop and said to me, "Young man, did you drop the cigarette butt?"
I was a little embarrassed and said, "I threw it. I will never..."
Before I finished, Uncle grabbed the words "Come on, young man, give me a cigarette"

3. I was chatting with my future father-in-law at my girlfriend's house. My father-in-law had just lit a cigarette when my future mother-in-law came back from outside.
When I opened the door, my father-in-law put a cigarette in my mouth and said to me, "Young man, smoking less in the future is bad for my health."

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