Lao Wang had a bad cough and went to the hospital. The doctor asked him: Do you smoke?
Old Wang replied: I've been smoking cigarettes for decades.
The doctor took out a cigarette case and pointed to the words on the cigarette case: Smoking is harmful to health
Lao Wang took a look and said: Doctor, I know
A few days later, the doctor met Mr. Wang who was smoking at the roadside: Why are you still smoking?
Old Wang replied: Smoking is harmful, but it's healthy
So the punctuation marks in Chinese are very important. Laugh and laugh: smoking is harmful to health. It is not smoking that is harmful to health.
Three jokes about smoking are attached:
1. My friend said that he would drive me home. After getting on the bus, he habitually lit a cigarette.
My friend put out my cigarette and said, "Don't smoke in the car, it will smell of smoke."
I slapped him down. The battery car smells of your cigarette.
2. I live on the second floor. The first floor is a dry cleaner owned by an uncle. I smoke on the balcony at night and throw away my cigarette butt.
Suddenly, Uncle ran out of the shop and said to me, "Young man, did you drop the cigarette butt?"
I was a little embarrassed and said, "I threw it. I will never..."
Before I finished, Uncle grabbed the words "Come on, young man, give me a cigarette"
3. I was chatting with my future father-in-law at my girlfriend's house. My father-in-law had just lit a cigarette when my future mother-in-law came back from outside.
When I opened the door, my father-in-law put a cigarette in my mouth and said to me, "Young man, smoking less in the future is bad for my health."