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电脑篇 D版软件

提到D版(盗版)软件,每个IT人都会有一种复杂的异样感情。它就像是一块臭豆腐,闻起来臭、吃起来香,明知道这种东西不能吃太多,可就是有点欲罢不能。对于刚刚步入小康的大多数中国人来说,缩衣节食买台电脑已经很不容易了,你再叫他买个正版的WIN98

经营篇 感觉

Mann:园游会时,某摊位推出一种饮料名字叫“心痛的感觉”。只见到某仁兄雀雀欲试地掏出50元给老板之后,老板递给他一杯白开水。…… officer:我曾在园游会上点了份“温柔的慈悲”,120元,结果却是一小瓷杯的乌龙茶,杯上写了“温柔”二字

英语篇 Only when he’s drunk!

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at leas

英语篇 The Top 10 Things NOT to say to a Police Officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged

英语篇 Shingles

  A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So s

英语篇 Doctor, Quickies

A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain

英语篇 Idiots

IDIOTS IN SERVICE:This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They prom

英语篇 Two copies

A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in front of the shredder w

国家宝藏2夺宝秘笈里面的一些精彩对话【中英文】

Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President'

SOHO:伤心(sad)办公室(of

SOHO:伤心(sad)办公室(office),快乐(happy)办公室(office)。

Fixing broken computers

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the

Customer support logs

Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer:
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