内涵 office 冷笑话 office 段子 (5) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 office 冷笑话 office 段子
- What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Ol
- New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a
- Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is
- The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss ap
- Any change looks terrible at first.Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.Any given prog
- Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.Never buy from a rich salesman.Never do anything you
- Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.Nothing is impossible for the man
- When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves la
- Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit dow
- A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drin
- In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after que
- According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting wors