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内涵 Family 冷笑话 Family 段子

Answering machine message 113

Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":We're not here now

Answering machine message 109

Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the

Leaving money for the dead

A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In h

Seashore with family

A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and faint

Real advertisements 01

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.Lost: small apricot poodle.

The family of potatoes

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eld

Woman having twins

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other

School collection 02

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it can't sit down! A history jokeWhat w

Knock knock collection 067

Knock KnockWho's there?Forbes!Forbes who?Forbes of Evil!Knock KnockWho's there?Ford!Ford who?Ford he's a jolly good fell

Prison vs. full-time job

Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend mo

Steal from this family

After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a fu

Go to save my friend

A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer,
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