School collection 17
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?His wife!
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can't keep a good man down!
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!
When did Caesar reign?
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him?
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine