内涵 traffic 冷笑话 traffic 段子 (1)

内涵 traffic 冷笑话 traffic 段子: An engineer and a programmer
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer; Those raccoons are not luggage
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.; There are lawyers on the flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a; What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p; Flying without a parachute
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn; The Christmas airport
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the

What was the problem before?

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from

1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cu

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