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Trouble with plane engines

While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no!" he screamed, "One

The blind skydiver

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we

Fear of bombs on planes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that

Boarding from what gate?

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo

An emergency landing

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a

Real flight announcements

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a b

Scary organization

The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta Frequent Flyer C

Airlines running operating systems

Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Every

International airline

Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Tur

Story of my friend

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.

Dream flying planes

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always want to go flying.

Blonde goes flying

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the
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