内涵 animal 冷笑话 animal 段子 (4) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 animal 冷笑话 animal 段子
- INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby.
- This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choi
- Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?A: Holes all over Australia.Q: What do you get if you cros
- Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the open
- Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient:
- Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dietin
- While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.A passerby comm
- 1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He should
- How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up t
- This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old cons
- A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared
- 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a