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- 内涵 animal 冷笑话 animal 段子
- There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and t
- A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid
- A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and
- Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the Shell station!Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?A: T
- Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bat
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his
- Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?A: Because they don't know the words.Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?A: To a crow ba
- 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moo!"Mothe
- 9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subsc
- Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. - Dean
- Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in