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- The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:1. Engage the enemy.2. Draw him into you
- (Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on dr
- A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not ha
- Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger! Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the
- On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christ
- Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number.Note: I thought
- Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each
- You might be a reneck if...Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the groun
- The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Come all ye lads and you will hear About the life that we love
- Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Refrain: Alas for the spreading of the ocean, Alas for the sprea
- CHEMISTRY RHYMESOld Man Stokes Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine Who lived beside the Raleigh line; Old anti-Stokes, h
- The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman(melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father)On a margin runs a canyon down into t