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内涵 Classic 冷笑话 Classic 段子: The day of the final
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on the chemistry test.The que; A man and his wife
Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer! My joules! Som; Thrown out of the lab
Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing t; Play on the words
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?""I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting wo; The Cesium song 09
It's So Easy(Tune, It's so Easy)It's with Cesium I'm in love!It's with Cesium I'm in love!People say that I'm a fool,Whe; The Cesium song 01
Oh Cesium(Tune, Oh Christmas tree)Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,Thy spectrum doth us please-ium.Thy sky-blue lines in plasma's fi

The Cesium song 10

Cesium (All through the Night)(Tune, Fever)(1)Never know how much I need you,Never know how much I'd dare,When I mix you

Silent LabsSilent labs, difficult labsAll with math, all with graphsObservations of colors and smellsCalculations and gr

I Wish I had a PoundOh I wish I had a pound of cesium.Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.I would take it in the shower,An

Cesium Glows(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)Cesium glows, but you better not lick it,It's fire grows when it's on the

Deck the LabsDeck the labs with rubber tubingFa la la la la, la la la la.Use your funnel and your filterFa la la la la,

CesiumCesium, 'tis of thee,Thy 'positivity,Of thee I sing.Thou whose hydroxide, dis-solved my wife when she died,Gloriou