内涵 Classic 冷笑话 Classic 段子 (5) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 Classic 冷笑话 Classic 段子
- Seventy Six Neutrons(Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)Seventy six lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium's bar,Half a hundred and te
- The Twelve Days of ChemistryOn the first day of chemistryMy teacher gave to meA candle from Chem Study.(second day) tw
- Cesium the BeautifulOh beautiful for blue of skies,Among thy spectral lines.When cast upon the waters clear,Thy splendid
- Cesium's Strange(Tune, People are strange - The Doors)Cesium's strange,when you're a strangerConsummate danger,ready to
- Quantum ChemistryOn the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry.On the second day
- Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night)(Tune, Blackbird)Cesium burning in the dead of night.Take your sky blue lines and s
- There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rheniumAnd nickel, neodymium, nep
- Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")Test tubes bubbling in a water bathStrong smells
- Why Don't We Mix Up the Two(Tune, "Why don't we get drunk..."with apologies to Jimmy Buffett)I've got a pound of Cesium,
- Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to it Plutonium,would you take care of me
- O Little Melting Particle(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")Para Dichloro Benzenehow do you melt so well?The p
- Yesterday,I had Cesium with which to play.Now all my fingers have been blown away.And silence reigns since yesterday.Sud